There is so much wrongness with Charlie Sheen's apparent penchant for partying with porn stars that allegedly includes drugs and drinking and that has now landed him in the hospital in serious condition.
But to start, there is plenty of stand up comedy routine material at Charlie Sheen's expense.
At least now they won't have to change the name of the show from Two and a Half men.
I hear that CBS is thinking of a spin off from Two and a Half men even if Charlie Sheen passes away. The new show will be fashioned after "Breakfast at Bernies" and will be called, "Cocktails with Charlie". CBS is debating whether or not to freeze and unthaw Charlie for each episode or use a cardboard cutout.
If Two and a Half men is canceled but Charlie's shell survies, CBS has a reality TV Show called "Charlie and Teddy" waiting in the wings. In this no holds barred reality tv show, Charlie mentors Teddy Williams and helps turn Teddy's life around and upside down.
What I find most unfortunate about Charlie Sheen's apparent boredom with his life is that when he got that huge pay increase from 800,000 dollars an episode to 2 million dollars an episode, did Charlie Sheen even consider donating 10% or 20% of that paycheck to women's shelters?
Let's not forget that every time Charlie Sheen has a "party" and allegedly pays call girls, prostitutes, escorts or porn stars several thousands of dollars, he increases the lure of those businesses and the excitement of becoming a call girl, escort, or prostitute or a porn star.
If Charlie Sheen is paying for sex, he becomes a "call girl, prostitute, escort, porn star catalyst", and as such, he should at the very least balance that out by supporting women's shelters as well.
That is why I have no sympathy for the guy, even if he croaks. And Charlie, if the pleasure remains, does it really remain a pleasure?
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